Local Dog Tests Positive for Cute
A local Corgi pup named Smalls has tested positive for cute. Friends suspected something was up with the puppy when he started to get extremely adorable late last week.
“We were really worried,” recounts Susan Wu. “We were sure it was something serious.”
Doctors say that while cute sounds scary, it’s nothing to fear.
“Smalls’ case of cute is most likely chronic,” said family veterinarian Dr. Angus Doubleday. “It’s distracting, but harmless. I think everyone should just enjoy it.”
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@paosanchez!!!
Local Pug Gets Anything He Wants With ‘Pug Face’
According to reports, an area puppy named Yogi can get anything he wants simply by doing his “pug face.”
“It’s irresistible,” said Joy Lee, a source close to the situation. “It’s literally impossible to say no to him when he’s doing that face.”
Lee says Yogi has begun to abuse his power now that he’s figured out how it works.
“Three, maybe four times per day, he sends me on raw hide runs, and I’m powerless to stop him,” she said. “I’ve tried to teach him that with great power, comes great responsibility. But he’s a pug. I don’t think he has a system of ethics.”
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Awwwwwwww.
This and many more Firefly shirts can be found here. This one is Firefly Transportation, designed by studown.
I probably have enough nerdy shirts, but…
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Lucky M&M!
Charlize Theron’s new haircut brings all the lesbians to the yard. Damn right. It’s better than yours.
Damn.
Hamster Credits Paleo Diet With Increased Upper Body Strength
Croatian weightlifter, Ljubić has been training hard to compete for his country in the Hamster Olympiad next fall. That’s why he’s been very careful about what he puts in his body.
“He’s been sticking to the Paleo diet,” said trainer Štefek Vuković. “He says he is in the best shape of his life, and he recently bench pressed seven ounces!”
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LOL!
I refuse to get off of this floor laughing.
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what type of person records this shit?
Aye ¡Dios mío! I No puede ! this can not be okay.. the bannana hammock, the nike flip flops.. i’m just .. i no puede
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
HE SERIOUSLY SAT IN THE PUDDLE LMAOO
PLEASE
STOP
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The puddle scene /dead
And that ladies and gentleman is how you become tumblr famous
Ummmm
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