fozziegrrl

My memory is fuzzy... and my jokes are bad.
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✓ CrossFit

Front squats felt good today even tho we have been doing a million squats this week! I should’ve gone heavier, but oh well.

Front squat 3x5 @ 55kg

I thought #CHELSEA would be CINDY’S lil sister, but I was hella wrong. I got caught in minute 8 and then scaled down to push-ups off my knees. My triceps were giving out on me. Gonna be rolling them out ALL DAY. CHELSEA is CINDY’S mean older sister who just kicks you when you’re already down!

CHELSEA
#EMOM for 30 (we did 20) mins
• 5 pull-ups
• 10 push-ups
• 15 squats

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✓ CrossFit

Hit the 5x3 bench press with Vicky today!!! I don’t think we’ve ever officially lifted or worked out together before. 😁
15-25-35-45-45-45-45-45kg

Then, did a rough kettlebell workout… #sweatysmile

3 mins work/1 min rest, 5 rounds for max reps
• 5 Russia swings
• 5 front squats
• 5 push presses
*start each round with right arm*
333 @ 16kg

Thanks Pao for “making” me use the 16kg kettlebell. After assisting with the 6am and 7am classes, I was convinced on using the 12kg, but I’m glad he “made” me use 16!

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✓ CrossFit

I warmed up with some banded dips, then unassisted, then used the green, then blue bands for the WOD. 😝 #AllTheBands

#RYAN
5 rounds for time
• 7 muscle ups (scaled by doing kipping hips to rings using blue band)
• 21 burpees
21:36

500m row = 2:09 😖 #damnyousally

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✓ CrossFit

Pic: 6am party men bringing Sally down!

#BringSallyUp was harder than I expected! I’m glad I chose 30kg. It was brutal towards the end, but I did all the squats! 31

I thought I failed at a 50kg clean and jerk, which was very upsetting. But then as I broke down my bar, I realized I had 60kg on there! Whoops. Not a PR, but it felt “easy.” #damnmorningmath

1 rep max clean and jerk = 55kg

And then #tabata sit-ups!
11-11-10-10-10-10-11-11
Score=10 

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thefluffingtonpost:

Local Dog Tests Positive for Cute
A local Corgi pup named Smalls has tested positive for cute. Friends suspected something was up with the puppy when he started to get extremely adorable late last week.
“We were really worried,” recounts Susan Wu. “We were sure it was something serious.”
Doctors say that while cute sounds scary, it’s nothing to fear.
“Smalls’ case of cute is most likely chronic,” said family veterinarian Dr. Angus Doubleday. “It’s distracting, but harmless. I think everyone should just enjoy it.”
Via sindy.

@paosanchez!!!

thefluffingtonpost:

Local Dog Tests Positive for Cute

A local Corgi pup named Smalls has tested positive for cute. Friends suspected something was up with the puppy when he started to get extremely adorable late last week.

“We were really worried,” recounts Susan Wu. “We were sure it was something serious.”

Doctors say that while cute sounds scary, it’s nothing to fear.

“Smalls’ case of cute is most likely chronic,” said family veterinarian Dr. Angus Doubleday. “It’s distracting, but harmless. I think everyone should just enjoy it.”

Via sindy.

@paosanchez!!!

thefluffingtonpost:

Local Pug Gets Anything He Wants With ‘Pug Face’

According to reports, an area puppy named Yogi can get anything he wants simply by doing his “pug face.”

“It’s irresistible,” said Joy Lee, a source close to the situation. “It’s literally impossible to say no to him when he’s doing that face.”

Lee says Yogi has begun to abuse his power now that he’s figured out how it works.

“Three, maybe four times per day, he sends me on raw hide runs, and I’m powerless to stop him,” she said. “I’ve tried to teach him that with great power, comes great responsibility. But he’s a pug. I don’t think he has a system of ethics.”

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Awwwwwwww.

fuckyeahfoodninja:

I can’t choose which one is more me

HAHAHAHAHA!

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teedrobe:

This and many more Firefly shirts can be found here. This one is Firefly Transportation, designed by studown.

I probably have enough nerdy shirts, but…

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boneslover7:

I find this hot….don’t ask why.

We were screaming at the TV the whole time!!! OMG.

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Lucky M&M!